Why I Will Soil Myself if Obama Is Elected

I know promises are promises with elected officials, seeing as how this Congress hasn’t done a darn thing they promised during their campaigns, but…

Head for the hills if this man is sworn in! He is a dreamer and will get us all killed if his policies go through. The gutting of the military during the Clinton years will pale in comparison. We’ll be begging for Jimmy Carter to talk to Obama to get him to allow us to at least have pea shooters.