I’m sitting high after a great weekend for my sports teams. Let’s run down “my personal success on behalf of my teams’ wins.” Oh well, it makes me feel good.

Saturday:

Ohio State played horribly, but handily defeated Ohio 26-14.

University of South Florida beat our in-state University of Central Florida rivals 31-24.

Monday:

Denver demoralized the low-life loser Oakland Raiders on their silly little baseball stadium field last night/this morning 41-14.

My fantasy football team creamed my enemy with the second-highest score of the week, 109 points, putting my team second place in the power rankings for the season.

Good weekend!