American Idol Season 10 Top 12 Pre-Results

Casey AbramsThere is a flu going around the American Idol mansion with 12 contestants in Season 10 remaining. It’s best to get the flu early and make it through to the next round while there is a greater probability that someone will royally stink up the place with their song choice or performance without the flu and then let someone get booted because they stink with fewer people remaining because they got the flu late. Last night, it looked like Casey had recovered from whatever put him in the hospital, but Paul, Lauren, James, and Pia were all affected in some way.

I voted last night based on some strange mix of how awesome they were last night and how much I want them to stay in the competition. I left those with raw talent up to those with a sure-fire fan base (Pia Toscano and Jacob Lusk) even though I didn’t care of last night’s performances from either one. Seriously, did the judges zone out on Jacob’s last 15 seconds and miss the same dog-howl notes that I heard loud and clear? If you’re going to pile on the pitchy for 4 others, you have to lay it on him, too. I’m an equal-opportunity pitchy judge, especially when I didn’t hear it from 2 of the ones they dug into for that singing sin.

I watched Casey Abrams performance 6 times just because I’m a Smells Like Teen Spirit glutton for punishment and just now loaded up some YouTube love for him while I’m writing this. I also played back Paul’s performance one more time before moving on to other DVR programs of my fancy. I have to respect the contestants who 1) know themselves 2) know their music history 3) combine the two into a great show. Those were the people I voted for with my text plan as follows:

  • Casey Abrams: 15 votes
  • Lauren Alaina: 6 votes
  • James Durbin: 5 votes
  • Scotty McCreery: 4 votes
  • Paul McDonald: 3 votes

Moving on to the bad performances/impressions/songs of the night. I know, that’s why you REALLY come here, so I won’t leave you hanging any longer. It was hard for me to limit myself to 3 picks. Correction, it IS hard  – considering that I’m writing this on the fly and removing the better ones if I come up with a worse one. How’s that for how bad the entire lot was?

  • Haley Reinhart – She won’t be able to recover from all of the things that went wrong: singing a “Whip Me” Houston song, those awkward tights, and her epic lipstick malfunction. The camera crew doomed her when they cut in close enough to see 3 smudges on her face and lipstick stuck between her teeth. It was so bad, it looked like she’d just had a 2-hour make-out session and forgot to tidy up before coming home to awaiting parents. It was nice of Ryan to come out to dab some away, but the damage was done.
  • Karen Rodriguez – She didn’t do anything to change anyone’s mind about her from last week. She’s still some sort of Latin ambassador or poster girl in my mind. Her whole notion (egged on by Jennifer) to switch between English and Spanish lyrics is getting old. It’s one thing to sing a popular (J-Lo or Shakira) song completely in Spanish and another entirely to appeal to or appease people by switching in the middle of the song. Have some substance to your performance next time, okay?
  • Stefano Langone – I still can’t get past seeing Matthew Broederick on stage. He’s just “okay” ever since Hollywood week.
  • Thia Megia – Girl, you’ve gotta know who you are. Enough with the ballads. I think we have another David Archuleta case where the parents are picking the songs.
  • Naima Adedapo – She’s still bothering me by hanging on there. Tina Turner, she isn’t. Bad song choice for her.

My picks for the Bottom Three: Haley, Karen, and Naima.

Going home: Haley Reinhart. You just can’t sing Whitney Houston AND smear your lipstick all over and still expect to stay. It’s never a good thing when the judges lead with how good someone looks – that means they don’t have anything else nice to say.

  • Anonymous

    I definitely agree with your bottom 3 selection. That’s who I had pegged before reading your article. I tend to think that Karen is gone (crossing every appendage I can!). She did not do the cross over lyrics well at all. It was painful. Haley may have one more chance to show us what she can do. Naima was awful right from the first note. I think she has enough of a fan base with her performance last week to keep her going at least one more week. I agree 100% on your comment about Thia. Can she sing anything else? Guess we’ll see. Looking forward to tomorrow morning when I can hear on the radio if you were Mr.Right again. Then I’ll get to watch the show when I get to work.

  • Lizliz2394

    Honestly thia is my favorite she has quite a voice for a 15 yr old and I wish she would be the next american idol but haley sucks! I’m sorry she was never a good singer in my opinion and everyttime I hear her its like I’m hearing squeals I’m sorry hun but singing is not your thing you add too much vocals and you look like you struggle and thia should sing more songs and prove to the audience that she is wonderful vote for thia! 🙂

    • MaryDonna

      This article is pretty incorrect looking back at it since Haley went far and proved to a lot of people what she was all about. Turned out to be the best singer and her debute album is out and impressed me. It’s now critacly acclaimed based on all the good reviews from the new York times, LA times, Spin, USA today, artist direct, THR, Ok!, Ew, etc and they just keep comming. She Sure changed my mind! Ps: I completely agree with you on Thia though. She has an amazing voice. Way underrated!

      • http://www.cffatboy.com/ Jesse Petersen

        Way to be an armchair quarterback… a year after the game. Good grief. I can’t believe this means so much to you to comment at this point.

  • MaryDonna

    This article is pretty incorrect looking back at it since Haley went far and proved to a lot of people what she was all about. Turned out to be the best singer and her debute album is out and impressed me. It’s now critacly acclaimed based on all the good reviews from the new York times, LA times, Spin, USA today, artist direct, THR, Ok!, Ew, etc and they just keep comming. She Sure changed my mind!