From my own twisted mind:

1. You would rather get a new computer chair than ANYthing fun for the house, car, or your kids.
2. Your keyboard has more macro functions than letters and numbers.
3. In order to get to sleep, you mentally go to your Start Menu and select Shut Down (Install Updates and Shut Down, if available).
4. Your cell phone and PDA calendars are more up-to-date than your last meal is old.
5. Your wife calls you when she gets a 404 error on the Internet because you should be able to fix it.

Reuters is reporting that [tag]Didier Stevens[/tag] made an Internet ad pumping a [tag]computer virus[/tag]. Not [tag]anti-virus[/tag], the actual thing. He had over 400 people click the ad that explicitly read:

“Is your PC virus-free? Get it infected here!”

Being an experiment, Stevens can only conlude that people are stupid.

Reuters story on Yahoo! News