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I would bet that she had to change her underwear after this, and he paid dearly for this. The sad thing is, I think it was quite necessary in this case. I feel sorry for her being stupid enough to need this done to her. Poor dear. I laughed out loud at the office watching this.
Be warned, it’s that funny, especially if you respect guns.
I’ve got a lot to do today, including a client visit, finish up my magazine article, and well work crap. So, in my stead I present to you the very essence of brilliant YouTube-ing – I’ve Got the Terminal 5 Blues. With all the airline cancelations, this is sure to mean a lot to a lot of travelers.
The creator was stuck at the airport and hotels waiting for his luggage… during his wedding rehearsal week. As if it wasn’t enough to lose his luggage, the contents of said baggage contained his bride Sokha Nhim’s wedding dress, his suit, and the best man Andy Baynes’s suit. No wonder he had the blues!
Not so much with some people, but I can safely say that I’m not alone in this world with my obsession with the inherent humor found in bodily functions. Especially accidental ones. Or is that purposeful ones? I can’t remember. They’re funny. If you don’t think they’re funny, you’d best move right on along to another one of my fine posts. May I suggest Artist Spotlight: Jacob Wolkenhauer for starters.
Still reading? Good. You’re with friends, then.
A co-worker, and a female one at that, sent me a gchat of a humorous view of farting, the perspective one gains as the father of a new baby girl. It’s brilliantly titled Passing time by passing gas, plus fun fart facts! and had me in stitches. I previously wrote a post referring to the Jr. High school ban on flatulence that he mentions, so I was deeply interested in finishing the article.
Then things took a turn for the worse in my mind, and I started tossing out YouTube videos to my co-workers just for laughs. Well, it saved the day at our office.
Police arrested two men, David J. Dalaia and James O’Hare, Wednesday attempting to cash their dead friend’s $355 Social Security check. I’m sure this happens all of the time, but these guys brought the corpse with them… on an office chair. NYP and onlookers originally assumed the body awkwardly sitting on the chair was a mannequin. How wrong they were!
These two geniuses tried to cash the check, but they were told by the clerk at the check-cashing store that Virgilio Cintron had to be present to cash his check. Undeterred, they went back to the apartment they shared with Bernie… I mean Cintron… and dressed his naked body and began wheeling him to the store on the office chair. Having him there but sitting outside wasn’t good enough for the clerk, only when they went to wheel in (stop and think now – dead man sitting on a chair outside a store in Manhattan in broad daylight) their closest friend in the world, the cops were there.
They told them to step away from the body and the paramedics arriving on scene declared Cintron dead.
“Oh my God, he’s gone?” came the reply to that obviously shocking announcement. They are scheduled for court.
What is an appropriate punishment for this vile of a petty crime?
[story from the Miami Herald]
