Hey, Man! What Cell Phone Do You Have?

I’ve been asked this dozens of times over the last few years by pushy mall cell phone kiosk salesmen. My usual response is to either ignore them or come up with something equally annoying since I’m usually in the middle of a sentence with Gorgeous when they interrupt us.

This time, though, I figured the best answer was to say, “an iPhone.” End of discussion, right? The first generation iPhone is only a year old and required a two-year agreement. If I waited until the 3G version, then I just got it and would be a pretty big moron for 1) ditching it so fast when it’s one of the most advanced phones available and 2) paying to cancel the service after having it for just a couple of months. No, not the end of his discussion. He said something about T-Mobile but we were already 20 feet away.

My question is this: Is there anyone who has EVER bought a cell phone from a mall kiosk?

Did you just say, “yes.” Alright, I’ll forgive you for being weird, but was it because a salesperson approached you in any manner?

I didn’t think so.

Quite Possibly the Best Gun Lesson EVER

I would bet that she had to change her underwear after this, and he paid dearly for this. The sad thing is, I think it was quite necessary in this case. I feel sorry for her being stupid enough to need this done to her. Poor dear. I laughed out loud at the office watching this.

Be warned, it’s that funny, especially if you respect guns.

When Burning Money Becomes Envogue

Texas Ty insisted on an encore. Let the flames begin!

Wordless Post: Stressful Editing

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