I am a cranky old man at the ripe age ot 28 already. As a matter of fact, I began one of my cranky practices while I was still in high school. I love Radio Shack. What electronics geek doesn’t? Wires, cables, batteries, and 5 billion things that plug into the wall. It’s a man’s heaven on earth, along with the other staples of Best Buy, Sears, and Home Depot. RAWR!!

Radio Shack has, since I can remember, asked you for your zip code at check-out. Some ask for your phone number. I have always told them they can’t have it or that I don’t have one. I often wonder if they think I’m homeless or a bold-faced liar. Don’t care. I’m not giving them one shred more details about my personal information than I have to. They have my money, and I have their merchandise.

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From my own twisted mind:

1. You would rather get a new computer chair than ANYthing fun for the house, car, or your kids.
2. Your keyboard has more macro functions than letters and numbers.
3. In order to get to sleep, you mentally go to your Start Menu and select Shut Down (Install Updates and Shut Down, if available).
4. Your cell phone and PDA calendars are more up-to-date than your last meal is old.
5. Your wife calls you when she gets a 404 error on the Internet because you should be able to fix it.