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Simpsons Are a Bad Example; Watch Baywatch Instead, Kids

According to FoxNews yesterday, Venezuela has deemed the 11am slot to have too much exposure to children to watch Simpsons and have been airing Baywatch Hawaii for the past couple of weeks. Apparently children are too impressionable to watch Simpsons.

So far, there haven’t been any complaints about Baywatch being on.

Can anyone say: the kids are [...]

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Pool Stolen… 1,000 Gallons of Water, Too

Daisy Valdivia woke up Wednesday morning to take out the recycling, only to discover that their 10 foot, 1,000 gallon pool was missing from the back yard. What is stranger yet is that there is no evidence of what happened to the water.

Investigators say it was not dumped, pumped, drunk, or evaporated. The heist (if [...]

Go Ahead! Toss Your PC!

Reuters is reporting that a German man disturbed the peace last night by chucking his PC out the window onto the street below, waking up neighbors who called the police. When the police arrived, they got the full story: he was pissed at his computer.

Take away line: “Who hasn’t felt like doing that?”

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Sprint Says 1,200 Customers Aren’t Worth the Trouble

A Jacksonville, FL news site is reporting that they are cancelling the contracts and accounts of over 1,000 annoying customers this month. That’s right: annoying customers.

I have to agree with their decision.

The News4Jax.com article states that the clients involved in the dump call 40-50 times per month making complaints and “unreasonable requests.” There is a [...]

Don’t Mess With Marines… Even Really Old Ones

Let this be a lesson to all of you young criminals out there. If you see an old guy withdrawing cash from an ATM and then follow him to a convenience store in an attempt to take that money out of his front pocket, ask him how long they served in the Corp before you [...]

What Do You Know and When Did You Learn It?

Times are a-changing. Few things date you like being asked by someone in school a homework question only to find out that your vast knowledge has been rendered obsolete.

My first experience with this problem occurred nearly two years ago when someone asked me what the 5 oceans ot the Earth are. I counted them out [...]

Rolling Rock Beer; Fair or Foul?

This had me in stitches, however, I recently read some angry pieces about men being portrayed as guffawing baffoons in the media. Obviously, some people think this is funny, as almost 1 million people have viewed it on YouTube’s site.

What do you say, is this commercial fair or foul?

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAcpLiw4qt4[/video]