SpaceShipOne and SpaceShipTwo May Have Setbacks After Explosion

An explosion during testing of nitrous oxide for components in the upcoming SpaceShipTwo killed 3 people so far, with others injured. The blast happened at a Scaled Composites facility in the Mojave Desert called the Mojave Air and Space Port.

Burt Rutan, the aerospace designer, was not present at the time, but came as soon as possible and was visibly distraut while talking to reporters, and would not release any names until the families were notified.

He verified that the nitrous oxide was at room temperature and under pressure and confirmed that it was not a new test, but had been performed numerous times for SpaceShipOne.

SpaceShipTwo being carried by Eve

This may cause problems for SpaceShipTwo, a Virgin Galactic project under the control of Richard Branson. The plan is to give tourists rides into space for $200,000, something unthinkable when the space programs were in their infancy. Space was something to be tackled by nations, not private corporations.

General Patton Speaks Out Against All That Is Stupid

I’ll bet most of us have seen the classic film ‘Patton’ with General Patton played by George C. Scott. Mike Kaminski is a professional Voice talent/Actor/Producer and Standup Comedian from the Tampa area where this blog broadcasts from. He is truly one of the most skilled voice imitators on the planet and can change his voice at the drop of a hat. You must check him out.

Anyway, he dubbed his voice over the famous Patton speech from the film himself. He spent 2 weeks going over the wording to perfect what he wanted to say and then spent a month editing the DVD of the movie to fit the mouthing as best he could.

This is NOT work safe, as he does use a few expletives, but it is nothing out of character for the movie. Consider it rated PG-13 to R. You’ve been warned.

Awe-inspiring performance! General George S. Patton out of retirement, rants about Iraq and the modern world situation!!

Pool Stolen… 1,000 Gallons of Water, Too

My pool is gone!Daisy Valdivia woke up Wednesday morning to take out the recycling, only to discover that their 10 foot, 1,000 gallon pool was missing from the back yard. What is stranger yet is that there is no evidence of what happened to the water.

Investigators say it was not dumped, pumped, drunk, or evaporated. The heist (if you can call it that) happened in a mere 4 hours between 1 am and 5 am without making enough noise to call attention to their activities.

The take-away line from the whole story:

“I just want to know what the heck they did with the water.”

Read the whole story: Pool stolen from Paterson yard

Celebrities Behaving Badly: Lohan vs. Pennington

Jail hallNow that we’re all over Paris Hilton and her stints in and out of court and jail, we’ve got Lindsay Lohan acting like coke clown. She just got out of rehab and was sunbathing with her SCRAM anklet, going around town, and living the high life again.

Apparently too high, as she was arrested last night for suspicion of DUI and had cocaine in her pants pocket. She posted bail and is free again to keep acting like an idiot. I see no remorse, shame, guilt, or even the slightest shred of personal responsibility out of her corner. Her publicist must have one of the worst jobs possible. Lindsay is a train wreck. At least Britney Spears stays sober and out of jail.

Now, let’s contrast these silly teenie-bopper washups with Ty Pennington, lead designer for Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, one of my favorite shows. In May, he was arrested for DUI and immediately (from Saturday to Monday) issued a public apology [Read more...]