American Idol Season 8 Top 7 Predictions

A few hours ago I predicted what would go down during tonight’s show. I’m quite happy I was so on for as many points as I was. Let’s run down my list and see how accurate I was:

  • Lil Rounds: She won’t sing what they demand to hear week after week. She will look like she’s just trying to hold it together during the judging.
    • Check!
  • Kris needs to stay on the stage, even if he’s going to be playing an instrument.
    • Check!
  • Adam is going to be Adam and do something amazing.
    • Wicked, bad, dope version of “Born to Be Wild!”
  • Danny is going to blow it outta da box.
    • Wasn’t a great song choice, but he made it work for him and who he is.
  • Allison will be edgy and make another big impression to illicit another “you can sing the phonebook” comment from the judges.
    • The comment didn’t come, but a better one along the lines of “you could win this whole thing” got tossed her way.
  • Simon needs to keep his hands off of Paula or get a room.
    • Check the video. He couldn’t stop touching her before the first song or two was even wrapped up.

Making the top of my “off” list for Wednesday’s show is none other than Lil Rounds, who has lost all hope of being a force. Frankly, it’s a 3-person race with Anoop coming in at 4th, so I don’t much care who goes in what order among Lil, Kris, and Matt. Really. Don’t. Care. Adam is a force to be reckoned with, the likes of which has NEVER been seen on Idol yet. Allison is going to give him a run for the money, as will Danny; that whole battle will be played out in popularity more than talent, I believe. Anoop is a great singer with a certain niche, and I think he could do well as a crooner and do better than Taylor Hicks, too.

American Idol Season 8 Top 9 Post-Show

Last night was another “hot or not” night for the singers. It has been quite a while since there has been such a black and white contrast between the “in” crowd and the obvious eventual losers.

On the “HAWT” list last night: Adam Lambert, Kris Allen, Allison Iraheta, and Danny Gokey. This is the time of year that David Cook started to make a name for himself last season, and I think Kris Allen is doing the same thing. Don’t get too excited, though, because Adam Lambert could mop the floor with David Cook, so Kris doesn’t stand a chance. Allison, does… maybe.

The “losers” who are digging themselves deeper were: Anoop Desai, Megan Joy, Scott MacIntyre, and Lil Rounds. I’m sorry, but Scott “They just told me five minutes ago that my pants are pink” MacIntyre is going home tonight. Blind will only get you so many votes for so long when you have to listen to his crap of late. The person going home is definitely in that group, but my money would be on Scott if I were a gambling man.

American Idol Week 1 (Top 13) Predictions

Sorry for the late post – I’ve had a really busy work day. My picks for the votes that come in are Anoop Desai and Kris Allen. I’d like Kris to last a bit longer than Matt Giraud, but Matt did a bit better this week and probably didn’t secure the votes. I’d also like to see Alexis Grace go soon, just my opinion there.

I voted for Danny 3 times and Adam once.
I also predict that the big judge surprise tonight will be that they pick the singers’ songs from now on.

American Idol Season 8 Hollywood Week Recap

I am genuinely impressed with the raw talent that the contestants have this year. There are more singers that left me saying, “wow,” after their rounds during Hollywood Week than past seasons when there were usually only 3-4 standouts and the rest had to step it up as the season progressed, or risk not getting votes.

A quick update: Joanna Pacitti has been disqualified as “ineligible to continue” with no further explanation. She has achieved moderate success as a recording artist, so that may finally have had enough of a backlash from viewers this year. My wife believes it’s nudie photos, though. I ain’t going looking for them, so I’ll leave that to some newspaper lackie to find.

There was just way too much drama going on this week with idiots, sexually confused teenie-boppers, and a flat-out jerk or two. With all of that over I have quite a few opinions about the top and bottom contestants, though there are still quite a few in the middle as mush.

Let’s start with the annoying, soon to be leaving contestants, in order:

  • Tatiana Del Toro: OMG! How annoying  can you be? She sings when she receives bad news to try to impress, she has a horrible laugh, she’s “all about her,” she looked like a 4 year old about to wet her pants when the judges came into the holding room on Tuesday this week, and she nearly got Simon to change everyone’s mind when she got selected on Wednesday. She HAS to go.
  • Nathaniel Marshall: Another freak’n Sanjaya, only way worse. I’m going to say this once this way, and lots more ways later: HE WEARS HAIR BANDS WITH SPIKY HAIR!
  • Stephen Fowler: He’s getting a second chance that he shouldn’t be allowed to get. He tried twice to do his final audition, but quit after screwing up his second attempt and walked off the stage as he should have because forgetting your words is instant bye-bye. At least it used to be.
  • Alex Wagner-Trugman: He had to battle his new friend to get his spot… only he sucked and still got in. Then when you look at who did get sent home JAMAR!!! you have to fight off an anurism. Let’s look at the Idol requirements that he lacks: hot, good song choice, potential pop star. Nope on all three counts for sure.

Right in the middle, I have to put Nick Mitchell/Norman Gentle. He has a heck of a voice, is infinitely entertaining, but is not acting like an American Idol. You can’t say he won’t sell tickets, though, so I have to respect that for now.

Now for my absolute favorites in order:

  • Danny Gokey: Paula has already said it, he is ready to record an album now. He changes the songs just right and has such control of his voice. Forget his sad story, he still merits incredible attention.
  • Adam Lambert: As far as making a song his own goes, he’s a Blake Lewis without the beat-boxing. Raw, natural talent.
  • Michael Sarver: The roughneck with the silky voice. My jaw hit the floor during his audition because you do not expect a big, tough dude like that to have such a smooth, pleasing singing voice. I’d like to see him go far and at least get a recording contract.
  • Lil Rounds: Finally a woman makes it onto my list. Put her up there with Jordan Sparks’ caliber, but you still have to put those three guys up higher, though for their own qualities.
  • Kai Kalama: He’s exciting and brings a great tone into the mix. I’ll be sad to see him go unless he goes off the deep end during the season.
  • Anoop Desai: I put him in the same boat as Kai and say that my respect for his talent is for him to lose.