Quote of the Day: Bum Hitching a Ride

As I got out of my car at the local college Firehouse Subs, I was approached by a hitchhiker with the following line:

“Hey bro, do you have any cents to take a bus to Ybor [City]?”

Translate: “What the heck are you doing here? Ybor City is where all the good times are! If you were as smart as me, you’d ditch your car and take a bus down there, too.”