The Best Sentence Ever

Just because you have an MBA doesn’t mean you can function in society or the workplace. This is from an actual data manager for a company with over 5,000 employees:

“I would like to request that if any shipping is happening for Xxxx programs that you are not aware of that I know is happening, please cc: me on it.”

Huh?! I just wish I had my old company e-mails to dig out more grammatical wonders.