CAPS LOCK for Dummies

Here is an e-mail conversation that I had yesterday. A name has been changed to protect the… lost, however, the formatting remains the same. Prepare to laugh. If you have liquid refreshments in your mouth, swallow before continuing. You have been warned in advance.

JESSE,

IF YOU WANT A CAR COME SEE ME. I WILL HOOK YOU UP I WORK AT TOM MOORE CHEVY. BUT SELLS EVERYWEAR

cUTHBERT

RE:

CUTHBERT,

WHY ARE YOU USING ALL CAPS? ARE YOU YELLING?

NO CARS UNTIL OUR ENGINES BLOW AND WHEELS FALL OFF. THEY ARE MONEY PITS.

jESSE

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